~~ MAPQUEST CLASSIC ~~DRIVING DIRECTIONS~~
Classic is to Classic, as Classic is to MapQuest.
If we had made a joke about that or classic music than it would of course be a "classic joke". Speaking of classic jokes, here is an all time favorite:

A Horse walks up to a bar, the bartender says, "hay buddy why the long face"?

On another note, we like to stay topical, although we'd  much rather prefer to stay tropical. Like, say... Aruba.
The topical topics are the following
High paying internet topics:

Make Money Online
Web Development
Health Care
SEO=search engine optimization
Forex Trading
Web Hosting Reviews
Blogging
Yoga
Web Designing
Online Marketing
Driving Directions

We're not even sure we know what a Forex is, a wild guess is...? Something really boring.
Simple way to make money online? Print it, but be prepared to go directly to jail, do not pass "Go" do not collect $200.

Web development is something that only Spiderman should be concerned with.

Talking about Health care makes me feel sick.

If I were to SEO, I'd say " Seo in Reo".

Blogging = yada yada yada.
Yoga = yoga yoga or Yoda.

Driving Directions is to MapQuest.
As MapQuest is to driving directions.

Vacation Driving Directions R important. As important as strapping Grandma 2 the roof of the car. Like in the Vacation movie with Chevy Chase.
If you're going on Vacation and you are counting on your gps for driving directions, or your cellphone gps for reliable driving directions, then you may as well just drive into the Grand Canyon or over Niagara falls.
Your cell phone will loose signal, the battery will croak, and/or your charger will quit working. Then you will inevitably be lost in an unsafe location, with either wild animals or wild gang members

trying to kill, rob, rape, eat, shoot, bludgeon, or jack you. That's not a memorable dream vacation.
So you need to print driving directions and Maps using MapQuest before you go anywhere new.

Did you know MapQuest not only has the BEST Driving Directions & Maps, but also
walking directions.
These two below obviously didn't. They were looking for the stairway to heaven. Good thing it wasn't windy or they'd have been airborne.