Today on national Wine drinking day on Twitter, we have a link to a website that suggests safer wines to drink.
http://www.beveragegrades.com/wine-category
Don't drink and drive. Call a Uber ride or taxi or friend or walk or crawl or take a horse as long as you know the horse, don't just take a strange horse bcuz horses know where they are going and will probably take you directly to an Amish farm, where they will put you to work milking the chickens and slopp'n the Cow's.
And we're not even going to tell a farmer's daughter joke, especially an Amish one.
What do you call an Amish guy with their arm all the way up a horses hiney?
A mechanic.
