Deserted unmanned lighthouse right in the middle of the lac'Erie triangle where hundreds of vessels have succumbed to the treacherous storms and litter the lac'bed forever entombed in their aquatic grave.

Classic MapQuest, original MapQuest, or MapQuest driving directions, lick the competition (that wasn't punny, it was punthetic).
Maybe in their off season they should sell spiral light bulbs?
We're glad they named it King  Kone and not Big Lick.

MapQuest driving directions will not be able to locate this setting, because this is everywhere the sun sets or rises on this marvelous planet we call earth.

Imagine if you had just watched Alfred
Hitchcock's "The Birds", and you walked outside and saw this! You would run screaming back inside and loading a gun.

Those are crows and our approximate head count as to how many crows is
About 500.
 We were afraid to get out of our car, because we could hear the crows violent assault on the roof of the car.
Poop, poop, poop.
A medium purple in colour, did not match my car.