A. He didn't listen to his parents and kept flying too close to the aurora borealis.
B. Spiked eggnog.
C. To join in reindeer games fraternity, he was hazed.
D. Wrong combo of X & Y chromosomes.
E. To much of that white stuff.
F. To get better cell phone reception.
G. He liked Burl Ives.
H. Microsoft
G. He wanted to save money on car insurance.
H. It was a great pickup line.
I. Publicity stunt for group he formed
'PETR', People for the Ethical Treatment of reindeers with red noses.
J. He lived at the North Pole, brrrrrrrr ! !
