Thursday, March 5, 2015

TOPLESS, TOP DOWN, OR TOP OFF ???
And in the Snow!!! We're not talking about a Hottie Female with great curves and seductive lines we're talking about a RagTop  classic convertible with great curves and seductive lines and in the Sn0w.

So who drives a classic convertible with the top down in the snow? Some one that's either real cool (literally) or real cuckoo in the brain.
We think in this case that the classic sweet ride was in the restoration process and was briefly parked outside for the paint to cure? Or to make room inside the shop.
Any which way, here is a picture of a classic auto with the topfoff or down and outside in the snow, quite a rarity.

Monday, March 2, 2015

**H0T H0T H0T** FreeZin- Frosty- Frigid C0LD Top down sweet ride.

Saturday, February 14, 2015

 Buffoons, Swashbuckling, Nincompoop, all funny terms but not as funny as this incident.
We were driving to a remote non urban gathering out in farm country and we were just plain stoopid because we didn't utilize the number one MapQuest Driving Directions classic or Original.
So we stopped and asked these guys pictured below this simple question,"hay, we seem to be lost 'cud' you 'steer' us in the right direction".
The brown one responded, "well generally I would help you out, but right now I'm just not in the moooood, and that's no bull, but if you ask my sister over there you just might milk an answer out of her, but whatever you do don't mention her weight because she thinks she's starting to look like a cow".
These cow jokes make me sh'udder'.

Wednesday, February 11, 2015

$500,000,000 Million Bucks! That's a lotta doe to blow. You still wouldn't be a billionaire, you would be just a lowly millionaire.
We would be lighting electronic vapor cigars with lithium 9 volt gold plated batteries.
We would be swashbuckling happy to be a thousandaire or a hundredaire.

If you WON the $500 million dollar Powerball lottery you would no longer need to use MapQuest driving directions original or classic but your private Rolls Royce chauffeur would.

If you won the 500 million dollar Powerball you would be able to spend 1000 dollars an hour and it would last you 57 years.
Is that too much work? Do you still want to win?