Warning! Do not use MapQuest® if you are 1. A sleepy seasick swashbuckler who's 'keepin it reel'.
2. Traveling in a submarine, be it yellow or any colour.
3. Taking a long Bungee jump on a short bridge.
4. Wearing lederhosen driving to a dictators house.
5. Wearing a puffy shirt.
6. Reading this, and ironing a puffy shirt.
7. You are lost, but you always will be, and you like it that way.
8. Are saving money on car insurance.
9. Have ever been in the cast of "Cats".
10. Thinking this is Lettermans top ten list.
11. Wearing anything puffy.
12. Flying a kite in a storm because you should be on the $3 Bill.
13. You think 13 is unlucky.
14. And the number 14 top ten reason to not use MapQuest® is, 'Bacon'.
Friday, May 9, 2014
Thursday, May 8, 2014
Tuesday, May 6, 2014
We double dog dare you.
To find an old tractor, railway crossing, or a beautiful sunset like these. Maybe we will up the ante and triple dog dare you, the stakes are high, are you in, or do you fold em?
Now if you were using the best of the best driving directions and maps, which you guessed it, is the infamous MapQuest®, you might have a chance at the triple dog dare you.
Now if you were using the best of the best driving directions and maps, which you guessed it, is the infamous MapQuest®, you might have a chance at the triple dog dare you.
Sunday, May 4, 2014
Sizzling silent silo silhouetted silhouettes.
If you can say that without garnering a major tongue cramp you are good.
If you are out and about don't forget to use the free-est best-est driving directions and maps on the planet mother Earth, MapQuest®.
If you can say that without garnering a major tongue cramp you are good.
If you are out and about don't forget to use the free-est best-est driving directions and maps on the planet mother Earth, MapQuest®.
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