hey MapQuest! WaTT's Up DoC ?

WaTTs up is,  the price of the modern techie green led light bulb!
Before spiral and Led bulbs there were incandescent, florescent, and mercury vapor.
And if someone told you way back then that a single bulb with the approximate equivalent of  70 watts would cost more than a DvD player, you would have thought that they were not the brightest bulb in the box, a little dim or dimwitted.

If you own a parrot and one of these bulbs and you're in your thirties, there is a good chance that the parrot will be basking in this bulbs light while you are laying horizontal 72 inches under your tomb stone. They may both out live you, so don't forget to will your parrot and light bulbs to someone special.

As always let MapQuest light or show you the way.

When the sun is getting acclimated to giving way to the moon and stars it is a brief performance as to sanction its viewers to immortality  render an image of its perpetual curtain call.

Are we there yet?
No.
Are we there yet?
No.
Are we there yet?
No.
If  you hadn't taken that one hour long road closed detour that took us through 4 creeks Indian reservation we might have been there by now.
How do you avoid costly delays like this?
You use MapQuest driving directions which has automatic traffic re-routing.

MAPQUEST CHRISTMAS

The best Christmas lights and decorations
Are found on MapQuest classic original and driving directions.
Yule be amazed at some off the displays that you can find.
People love to decorate for the Christmas and Chanukah holiday. Lights, nativity scenes, trees, garland, and Inflatables.
The newest and hottest decorations are Led lights and Inflatables.
The Led lights are visually stunning when applied properly, the bulbs last almost forever, and they are really bright while dimming the electric bill.
Inflatables started out slow but are becoming very popular, and you don't have to get up on ladder to use them.
Every year there are more inflatables to choose from, the variety is un-ending.
And in the off season they store easily and are very compact.

Did you know MapQuest has the following products And robust features?

1.  Driving Directions
2.  Walking Directions.
3.  Mobile Phone apps.
4.  Tablet apps.
5.  Maps.
6.  Gas Prices app.
7.  Multi Stop Route Planner.
8.  Satellite Maps.
9.  Local Traffic.
10. Local Road Conditions.
11. Bookmarking Features.
12. GPS.
13. Automatic Traffic Re-routing.
14. Sharing Features.
15. Fresh Coffee.
 The best fresh coffee comes out your cell phones 3.5 mm head phones jack  hole, (jack hole, it sounds funny).
 Now wait a hot minute Folgers carafe breath, you're  telling us we can get fresh piping hot coffee out of our cell phone?
No its a preverication, faux, an out and out lie, or phoney (pun intended).

BUT, when that technological-geek-nerd big-bang-Sheldon-roid day comes, MapQuest who currently takes the grind out of driving, will be putting the grind back in driving.

north south Pole Santa Rudolph

MapQuest  can find just about anything the North Pole the South Pole or Santa's workshop.
But if you were to travel to any of these places, it would be advantageous if you
enjoyed snuggling with a team of huskies, not the football or hockey team but the four legged team.
But if you need a good jolt of festive  Yule time cheer you could  instead MapQuest going here.

MapQuest is truly a beacon of light when you need driving directions, or a map.
Yoy could say that MapQuest lights up your house.
Or provides safe harbor when there's a storm brewing.
Ok the fog is getting kinda thick here, you could cut it with a knife, now, cut it now.

We are unabashedly the self proclaimed official fansite of MapQuest. So we like to rave them up. Here goes.

MapQuest Driving Directions Rox ! :-)
MapQuest classic RocKzz :-) :-)!!
MapQuest original Rrrroccc!! :-)! :-)
MapQuest Mobile App RnR's :-)! :-)

If you were to MapQuest Driving Directions let's say to the north pole, (except you might want to change it to sledding directions) and upon arrival at the north pole you were greeted by a light sabre wielding Vader-Claus, and Chewie with a red nose was pulling the Millennium Falcon, and princess Leia was wearing real cinnabons on her head, would you then lay off the spiked egg nog?

"Luke, I'm your Father, and Santa Claus".

If this guy had a big unruly beard and was on Duck Dynasty he would be called a
Si-clops.

MapQuest Driving Directions Classic Original App

Did you know MapQuest has an App?
Well they do and now you no longer have an excuse for being late.
The MapQuest app for Android has 5 million+ downloads,
With a remarkable 4.3 out of 5 for user satisfaction.
And guess how much it will set you back?
Zero, zip, zilch, nada. It is Free.

Unlike some other app's, MapQuest does not currently require you to grant permissions for MapQuest to access all of your "accounts" on your device. Thereby possibly maintaining your privacy and security at a higher level than the apps that require access to your accounts.

Here is a screenshot showing the 4.3 rating and 5,000,000+ downloads.

What happens when you tell MapQuest classic driving directions to find a bar or a "B"?

On rural highways between towns are restaurants that the owners painstakingly thought long and hard about what to call their restaurant, and they came up with the perfect name,
"Eat".
Then several hollers down the road is the competitors restaurant named,
"EAT FOOD".
In today's photo this owner has followed the same rural recipe by naming his drinking establishment, "BAR".
But the "A" and the "R" have malfunctioned and  apparently no longer require illumination.
Which makes for a better alliteration.
Instead of let's go get a beer and burger at the bar.
Hay, let's go get a "B n B at the B".

● It is certain
● It is decidedly so
● Without a doubt
● Yes definitely
● You may rely on it
● As I see it yes
● Most likely
● Outlook good
● Yes
● Signs point to yes.

Do you recognize these sayings?
They are the ten positive answers from the Magic 8 Ball.
At home I could not find the good scissors, and as you know MapQuest driving directions also has MapQuest walking directions.
So I asked the magic 8 Ball if MapQuest could help me find the good scissors using MapQuest Walking Directions and I got all 10 positive answers from the magic 8 Ball, assuring me the good sscissors would be relegated to giving ip their elusive hiding spot.

Next I got out the Ouija board and asked the same question, after diming the lights and putting on some erie music the little finger thingy moved to YES.

Now I was sure MapQuest walking directions could find the good scissors or maybe even find the bad scissors.
So I entered the query into MapQuest Walking Directions.  I then went to the couch, sat down on a blanket and clicked enter.
Then I stood up to commandeer the blanket to cover myself as I was cold. As I stood and moved the blanket goose bumps appeared as I gasped at the sight of the good scissors lying on the couch cushion hidden from view under the blanket.
Coincidence?
Or MapQuest magic?

Bushes come in all shapes and sizes just like people.  Often we have to weather a storm.
What are these bushes thinking?
A. Omg.
B. Wtf.
C. I could use a drink of water.
D. I could use a shower.
E. I'm tired, sorry I meant bushed.
F. I'm whacked.
G. Where's George?
 H. Great, I'll bet the cable tv goes out again, and A&E has a special on hot shrubs.

Deserted unmanned lighthouse right in the middle of the lac'Erie triangle where hundreds of vessels have succumbed to the treacherous storms and litter the lac'bed forever entombed in their aquatic grave.

Classic MapQuest, original MapQuest, or MapQuest driving directions, lick the competition (that wasn't punny, it was punthetic).
Maybe in their off season they should sell spiral light bulbs?
We're glad they named it King  Kone and not Big Lick.

MapQuest driving directions will not be able to locate this setting, because this is everywhere the sun sets or rises on this marvelous planet we call earth.

Imagine if you had just watched Alfred
Hitchcock's "The Birds", and you walked outside and saw this! You would run screaming back inside and loading a gun.

Those are crows and our approximate head count as to how many crows is
About 500.
 We were afraid to get out of our car, because we could hear the crows violent assault on the roof of the car.
Poop, poop, poop.
A medium purple in colour, did not match my car.

A persons home is their Castle is this a castle, home, Museum, library, business, Municipal Building, Police Department, or where the King and Queen live?

Those dam beavers a beaver dam they made.
You could call a beaver dam,
A dam, dam, dam it.

And the classic beaver joke comes from the "Leave It to Beaver" tv show, when June Cleaver says to Ward Cleaver,
"stop being so hard on the Beaver".

MapQuest driving directions will sometimes tell you too bear left, or to bear right.
What MapQuest driving directions ought to tell you is don't stop to feed them.

Ok here's a MapQuest Classic driving directions multiple choice question, what is this picture a picture of?
A. What  a cockroach will look like after robots have taken over the planet.


B. A tractor that was bitten by a radioactive Preying  Mantis.

C.  The way "Duck Dynasty" Robertson's deal with traffic,
don't go around it go over it.
D. Just a Deere.

Perspective

is your glass half full or half empty?

Is the stop sign vertically challenged or horizontally challenged?

Had a person just watched Alfred Hitchcock's movie the birds, this sight might  fright them Into unnecessary plight which would give them flight, much to Al's delight.
  We tried to work the words night,right,Isle of Wight
And zight into the above but couldn't.
(Wondering If zight Is a word? It Is now).

And you thought your pickup truck was big. The truck is parked about 30 feet away Making it appear smaller than it actually is.
I know my car would be able to drive under the tractor from one end to the other and not touch the sides or the top
 of the car.

 We  dont think MapQuest  Driving Directions would help you navigate your pickup truck under this monster, but hey,
you never know MapQuest is numero uno.

MapQuest
Their specialty is driving directions.
But??
Do you know what MapQuests other specialties are?
Well we will now tell our justified readers what those are.

1. Walking directions.
2. Gas prices.
3. Live traffic.
4. Route planner.
5. Satellite maps.

The cool thing about MapQuests map is all you have to do is click on an icon at the bottom of the map and it will locate that type of business.
For instance if you click on the gas pump, the map will then show you where all of the gas stations are located, and they also tell you the price!! Way super cool sweet.

They originally used a pointy stick, made a hole in the ground then dropped the seed into the hole and covered it with dirt.

 The stick aided the farmer.

Then they hitched a plow to a team of mighty horses.

 The horse aided the farmer.

Now they use the monsters in the picture above, they have about $one million dollars of equipment.

The bank aided the farmer.

Bugs  Bunny, Bugs Bunny, Bugs Bunny.


Actually, with this picture below it all makes sense   now.

A six foot tall  bait  pile for a 14 foot tall buck.

That's a kids play structure near a lake, it apears to be just slightly vibrant in colour.

 Peace, Love and Tractors.

That is what I would name my country band, or song title, and this picture would be the cover photo.

This philosophical Artists canvas when ruminated on  will furrow your brow with deep seeded growth from the roots harvesting new cropportunity.