Driving Donate Howling Dogs

Mapquest is the bomb, the numero Uno (not the card game UNO) but without a doubt the world’s champion of driving directions and Maps !!

MapQuest driving directions are very beneficial when you are going somewhere, which usually involves driving or walking, and when you drive or walk you use your Feet, but when you walk you use your feet which is where the term foot traffic comes from.
 When people are on their feet a lot they may complain about their “dogs”  as in, “my dogs are aching”. We personally prefer to say “my dogs are howling, they’ve been barking at me all day”

In the world of websites you want foot traffic which is called internet traffic, and that is when people find and/or visit your website.

One way to obtain internet traffic is to use certain popular topics or key words. Below is a list of some of the most popular topics or keywords.

1. Sell Annuity Payment
2. Mesothelioma Law Firm
3. Donate Cars in MA Boston
4. Insurance Cheap
5. Donate Your Car for Kid
6. Hard drive Data Recovery Service
7. Criminal Defense Attorneys Florida FLA
8. Best Criminal Lawyers in Arizona Phoenix
9. Motor Replacements
10. Asbestos Lawyers (if you're a night owl you hear &see these on late night tv daily at night)
11. Car Insurance Quotes Denver CO
12. Dayton Freight Lines
13. How to Donate A Car in California
14. Donating a Car in Maryland
15. Donate Cars Illinois & Chicago
16. Donate Your Car Sacramento

Many of these key words are fueled by lawyers who spend huge amounts of dough on advertising.

Since we’re kind of on the subject of dogs, here are some cute dog pictures to bark about.

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Babbling Baboon Breath Bubble Headed Booby

Why You Babbling Baboon Breath, Bubble Headed Booby
And Business Services and Bail Bonds?

No one has been more lost than the occupants of the fictitious Jupiter 1 spacecraft on the 1960's TV show "Lost in Space."

The SciFi outer space show originally aired back in the 1960s with many episodes being in black and white, it is now aired in reruns by METV.
Also there was the Lost In Space movie of 1998 a SciFi adventure film directed by Stephen Hopkins starring William Hurt, Matt LeBlanc, and Gary Oldman.

One of the favorite characters on the TV show was Dr. Smith who was a stowaway aboard the spacecraft called the Jupiter 1. Dr. Smith had a very eloquently elaborate vocabulary.
Many of his creative sayings were directed derogatorily at the Robot, one of everyone's favorite was calling the robot a
"Babbling Baboon"
Which we have took the liberty of embellishing into

"Why You Babbling Baboon Breath, Bubble Headed Booby.
And Business Services and Bail Bonds."

We threw in the Business Services and Bail Bonds just because it creates a tongue twisting alliteration and is nonsensical and has no meaning other than being a website keyword experiment.

So any way back to Lost In Space, if they had used Mapquest then maybe, just maybe they wouldn't have made that wrong turn at Pluto and they wouldn't have gotten lost.

DONATE YOUR DONUTS?

DONATE YOUR DONUTS
That's A "WWW"= Wild, Weird and Wacky Headline

But, it is just a play on words which means nothing.
Who in their right mind would donate donuts?
Although there might be some dough in donating your donuts if you were a bakery that had excess baked goods at the end of the day that you couldn't sell.
If you donated the dough you could use it as a tax deduction to save you some dough.
Speaking of dough;
"Did the two deer have any dough?"
"Yeah two bucks."

So what else do people donate?
EVERYTHING!
Even blood.
Even Organs and that's something to get all piped up about.(pipe organs haha)

If you go in a Sally Ann store which is a slang term or name for the Salvation Army or into a Good Will store you will see all of the bizarre stuff that people donate.

It's odd because people Donate a lot of money to the Salvation Army& God Will Store, OOPS! Freudian slip we meant to say Good Will, but people donate a lot of money and everything else under the sun gets donated and then these stores resell it, except for all of the money that's donated, they never sell any of the donated money that's donated, why?

People use money all of the time,  we even use "used" money,  most if the money we use is used, it's worn out, old, and actually a lot of times its kind of disgusting.
If people are donating used money to Salvation Army and the Salvation Army sells everything that's donated and used, then why aren't they selling the used money?

 Asbestos aka "As Best Toes" is no joke but did y'all here this joke;

We were out driving one day and we were using the best directions and maps which happen to be supplied for free by Mapquest when all of a sudden we saw a Buffalo and the Buffalo crossed the road.

Why did the Buffalo cross the road?
(Like the old joke "Why did the chicken cross the road"?)

Because there was a Buffalo Wild Wings on the other side of the road, so the Buffalo went in and had some Buffalo Wild Wings and said "Hey! these taste like me"
Waa waa waa.

Now getting back to the word we made up "As Best Toe's" aka Asbestos which is a word y'all know if you are a person who watches late night TV, because the Asbestos Mesothelioma Law firms are all over this chronic illness. Apperantly it doesn't matter if you have the best health insurance or doctor's on the planet, once you're diagnosed with Asbestos lung cancer called asbestosis also referred to as Mesothelioma (that's a catagory-4 tongue twister) you're pretty much left with only three options and that includes finding a lawyer, after you've went through the insurance claims and the health care system options.

The reason we bring up Asbestos and Mesothelioma is because we personally might have to deal with it some day because we used to work at a metal recycling plant that shredded autos that contain Asbestos, and they frequently broke the rules for clean air established by OSHA.

Enough about Doctors Lawyers and lawsuits lets dwell on something positive today like uhhh..

Winning the Lottery!!!

Many people who win the lottery don't know what to do after winning it, some will continue to work at their mundane jobs.
Here's some advice to those who win the lottery and are dumbfounded about it all and continue to work:
Give me the Darn $$ money, I know exactly what to do with it and my life style!!

We will never know who is going to be the lucky one who wins the Lottery but at least we always know one thing is for sure and that is that you can always rely on good ole'
Mapquest for the best free Maps and Driving Directions.

Now lets have 4 pictures that all revolve around Beauty

                                     Classic Pick Up Truck

                           Nice View From the End Of A Pier

                                          Beautiful Sunset

Sailboat Returning Safely To Harbor