GOOGLE STREET VIEW VEHICLE

With A PointGrey LadyBug 2 Camera 

[Engine rumbling, gravel crunching]

PointGrey LadyBug 2: "Could you ease up on the gas? Every time you hit a pothole, my six lenses catch a bird's-eye view of my own existential dread."

Street View Vehicle: "Hey, don't blame me! Blame the terrain. Besides, you’re the one mounted six feet up on a mast—you’re supposed to have the best view."

LadyBug 2: "I do have a 360-degree view, which means I currently have full 800x600 resolution visual confirmation that we are completely in the middle of nowhere."

Street View Vehicle: "Hey, nowhere needs to be mapped too! People rely on us. What if someone needs to virtually stroll down this exact dirt road five years from now?"

LadyBug 2: "Then they'll see a blurry squirrel in crystal-clear panoramic detail because you didn't slow down for that turn!"

Street View Vehicle: "Alright, alright, holding steady at 15 miles per hour. Just keep stitching those frames together, partner—we've got three more miles before we hit asphalt."

 

Went for a walk on the dock at night.

I was at Harbor Beach, Michigan.

When I came across these two guys.

Normally a person would be apprehensive with this confrontation.

I wasn't, because I had my trusty protection with me.

MapquestOriginal

( actually that's my son & his buddy.)

Mapquest Directions are out of this WORLD

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IMAGINE GETTING MAPQUEST DIRECTIONS AND GOING TO THE DAYTONA 500
AND THIS HAPPENS

   

LAKE ONTARIO OR LAKE AMERICA ???

LAKE ONTARIO ?

OR 

LAKE AMERICA ?

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NIAGARA FALLS IS NOW BIASED AND DIVIDED

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LAKE ONTARIO HAS BEEN RENAMED TO LAKE TRUMP~TARIO

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LAKE  ONTARIO HAS NOW BEEN RENAMED 

LAKE  MAPQUEST

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LAKE MICHIGAN HAS BEEN RENAMED

LAKE MICHELLE OBAMA

AND THE NEW HOME OF NESSIE

THE LOCH NESS MONSTER