Wednesday, April 30, 2014

It's sunset season, and blustery winds.
Cloud formations. We kust experienced, fog, lightning, hail, and snow all at once, welcome to spring.

Tuesday, April 29, 2014

What a beautiful sight, a beautiful traffic-less winding country road right next to a beautiful winding country river, everything is beautiful on this beautiful day driving out in the beautiful country.

 But then all of a sudden when we get back in the city closer to home a road rager passed us and deliberately cut us off forcing us to slam on the brakes and swerve to avoid a collision. So we honk and flash which makes brain dead road rager slam on brakes to slow us down. Now at the next light dim wit road rager is turning left and so do we. Then moronic road rager pulls over and stops, and so do we, about 200 feet back, not knowing what this turd burglar is going to do. Next, this knuckles dragging on ground rager gets out and starts briskly walking towards our vehicle. We hear him yelling that the speed limit was 45 mph and that we were only going 30 mph and thats what you have to do, is 45mph. So we yell to Neanderthal rager that he is wrong. Now he yells I'm getting your plate number, why are you following me. So we speed around this incredible moron up to his now vacant running van and turn on our cell video camera and film him running back to his van and he is screaming I've got you now! you'll be in handcuffs. Can you imagine what it's like living with this raging, wrong, lunatic moron.

The police said when moron ragers cut you off you are allowed to use 911. The police said they get more and more rage calls every week.

I will be installing a dash mount camera and the next time a poor little rager goes off, they will also be going off to jail, do not pass go, do not collect $200.



Here is a picture of the beautiful country river and the beautiful road rager running back to his van. Again what a moron!




Sunday, April 27, 2014

Fail ~ Touch Screen Phone Fail ~

Hey! MapQuest® can you please tell me where I am at?

This is what happens when you have a touch screen phone and you are taking pictures. You erroneously snap pictures of things you didn't plan on taking pictures of, I went to my phones gallery of pictures and found 3 shots of feet just standing on the ground, and we're not even sure whose feet they are.

In this case it is one's feet firmly planted on the mother earth. But it doesn't verify where you actually are unless you have GPS settings turned to "on" on your cameras phone, which you should not do because you do not want people tracking your photos.

So in conclusion if you're not sure where you are you should utilize MapQuest, the best darn driving directions and maps there is.

Driving Directions Classic MapQuest® Original MapQuest® Old MapQuest®

BOO! Scary tree almost looks alive, if you were out in the woods at twilight and heard some mysterious bumps in the night, then you saw this tree, you might take fright to take flight.

So why not contrast and complement with another super lighthouse pic.