Monday, December 26, 2016

BoXing Day BoXing
Many people say HaPpY BoXinG DaY!
Why?
Why not MeRrY BoXinG DaY
or BahHumBug BoXinG DaY!

On the 1st day of BoXinG DaY my true love gave to me a ...

On Festivus for the rest of us an unadorned aluminum pole is utilized, saying the pole is erected could be misconstrued as something lewd.

For BoXinG DaY should plain brown corragated Boxes be erected or utilized as a symbolic cymbal?

BoXinG DaY make some hay by turning out someone's lights aka punching them.

We do not understand BoXinG DaY eh?
 There it is, the Canadian connotation, we used Canadian lingo "eh" aye" aaaah" the last one aaah"  might be Fonzie's usage.

Boxing is  also pugilistic which can occur in the long lines at the return counters.


Sunday, December 18, 2016

Christmas Time is the most wonderful time of the year,  just like the song says.
Don't be a Scrooge give the gift of the best Driving Directions & Maps online yes it's MapQuest,  and by the way the website & the Magnificent Marvelous MapQuest App are still both totally Free.

If your still doing some last minute shopping we've got some great gift ideas
Frim the electronics world.
Huge flat screen TV' s , a drone or a robotic vacuum cleaner.
Some people who have the robot vacuum give their vaccuums names and talk to them which isn't to far fetched because look at Star Wars R2D2 who is shaped like a large shop vac on steroids .

Ok here's some prices from about a week ago at one of the national membership stores the one that rhymes with Bosko it might be called Costco
FYI if you're in need of someone to give any of these items to we would not complain for a second that you shouldn't have we'd give you the accolades you deserve.
Roomba, Phantom 4 drone,  70' or 80' Hdtv
we'd prefer the 80' tv even though in a couple of years that will be the one that's too small.





Monday, November 28, 2016

Driving is great as long as you use MapQuest, actually sometimes driving sucks like in bad weather or on

CYBER MONDAY

that beautiful 32" Westinghouse flat
panel TV was on sale at
#BestBuy
Regular $139.99
On sale for we think for $89.99
Quite a deal for not having to drive or use driving directions

Why not pick up a couple we could use one actually we need an 80" our vision is getting bad and we don't look good in glasses unless it's 80" of flat screen glass.

Saturday, November 26, 2016

Thanksgiving VS Black Friday VS Cyber Monday The Battle For The Heavy Weight Belt

Thanksgiving VS Black Friday VS Cyber Monday VS Throwing in the towel.
"The Battle For The Heavy Weight Belt"
☆☆☆☆☆
If you participate in all 3 of these events you won't be a heavy weight bcuz you'll be losing weight.
 What Drives good deals on Thanksgiving Black Friday & Cyber Monday?
Knowing which one to drive to and proper driving directions.

"There is no clear winner winner chicken dinner, because it depends on what you are looking to purchase."
However Thanksgiving overall has more
Deals by the number of deals available.

The word on the street is use MapQuest actually they never tell you what the street is, is it one way, on the way, or out of the way, or anchors away. No way José don't weigh in on this it's going the wrong way or direction not One Direction or 1D which is a very popular band.
Whew
Here's a link to a great website that has
extensive coverage and also offers a chart or graph weighing the deals by category.

http://dealnews.com/features/How-Deals-Will-Differ-on-Thanksgiving-vs.-Black-Friday-vs.-Cyber-Monday/879878.html

Why not some best pictures now?
Ok










Friday, November 25, 2016

So stuff your turkey your face and your cell phone with Mapquest

Thanks Giving is upon us and is one of the biggest travel weekends if not the biggest.

Good

Driving directions and maps are essential.

So stuff your turkey your face and your cell phone with Mapquest.

Imagine the holiday feast piping hot out of the oven off the stove now imagine the same great reheated up in the nuker,
Yeecth!

Here's some pictures of some birds not the holiday eating kind.



Sunday, November 20, 2016


Mapquest Driving Directions to Kalamazoo?
This weekend thousands will be doing just that because it's
COLLEGE GAMEDAY in Kalamazoo for the Western Michigan Broncos football team.
Who happen to be one of the two undefeated teams in the nation at 10-0.

We didn't attend college at Western Michigan nor have we lived in Kalamazoo we just find the name Kalamazoo intriguing for some strange reason.

We do know that Some very good craft beers are brewed in that area and that New York Yankees allstar baseball player Derek Jeter was born and grew up there, but that's about it.

Also there is an old unique odd gay (not homosexual) song about
Kalamazoo with funky lyrics like

"She's a real pipperoo
I'm hoping on a flyer,"
a flyer which we presume was  a form of transportation where one didn't require driving directions aka MapQuest
 Here's the You tube link for the old unique song that also has a dance routine by two young AA, black guys who have dance moves that were light years ahead of their times.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fFv_PoZ2iP0&app=desktop

Her's some cute pictures of buzzards and a puppy








Saturday, November 12, 2016

The election is over so everyone knows what direction we are headed, right?


Actually everyone is miffed as to what direction the political scene is headed,  but you can always use MapQuest to know what direction you are going when driving biking or walking!


As winter nears have no fears

 that MapQuest will warm your ears

 by keeping you from the cold

with directions that are bold.


Everyone thought they knew who would be driving the country but surprise!


Here's some more Odd Pictures










Wednesday, November 2, 2016

GAME 7

FREAKY SCARY fact about Game 7
Between the Chicago Cubs and the Cleveland Indians concerning home plate.

The Chicago Cubs last won the World Series in 1908 giving them a 108 year drought.

The Cleveland Indians are the next team with the longest World Series drought.


Now here's the freaky home plate statistic.

The Chicago Cubs and the Cleveland Indians home plates are both located approximately 1.08 miles away from the Great Lakes and 108 years ago was the Cubs last World Series win.


The Cubs are near Lake Michigan and the Indians are near Lake Erie.


The pictures below are a kid playing ball at Lake Erie, lake Michigan shoreline, the Cleveland Skyline, and a couple anonymous fans.










Sunday, October 16, 2016

The mysterious Hartford plane crash.

In our last update we showed a map and the directions of where the crash occurred.

There has been so much mis information and not much verifiable information as the FBI continues their inquiry as to what happened.
Everyone is wondering whether or not it was terrorist related and it doesn't seem like it was human error.
 Everything now seems to be pointing towards the fact that it was possibly a suicide attempt.
Here is a link to the most informative news article we have so far found.
https://t.co/RnDtt6LRPC

Wednesday, October 12, 2016

Terrorism or Error? You be the Judge

Driving directions to, or maybe in this instance flying directions to!

A twin engine plane violently crashed in East Hartford ct near the airport and also near Pratt and Whitney jet engine manufacturer.

It was first reported was that it was not an accident and the co pilot or pilot was mideastern.
Also, reports say there was a third person who is missing.

Below are screen shots of the proximity of the airport, the crash site which was right in front of American Eagle Financial credit union, and the jet engine manufacturer Pratt and Whitney.
You be the judge.
While the FBI investigates...




Thursday, September 29, 2016

What's worse a raging driver all hopped up on coffee neck veins bulging face contorted or a sleepy driver.

Today is #NationalCoffeeDay on twitter.
What you say does coffee have to do with driving? It has a lot to do with not falling asleep or being drowsy while driving. It is a major driving Hazard and or concern.

Sleepy or drivers falling asleep happens more frequently during holidays.
The original explanation for driving accidents during holidays was that people that were intoxicated.
Some Studies have indicated that holiday drivers were falling asleep due to the combination of being drowsy from consuming turkey and or eggnog.
They say that turkey has a natural sedative in it and when combined with warm eggnog possibly spiked and it could result in a sleepy Drive home from a holiday gathering.
We also believe holiday drivers are more sleepy do to a change in their normal schedule.



Ok, now back to National Coffee Day. We believe that coffee has become what pizza is. People do not make pizza at home coffee has now become something that many millions of people no longer make at home.
Our observation stems from the similar circumstance we used to never buy coffee we always made it at home but now we find ourselves  purchasing coffee pre-made. Why?
Because the pre-made coffee shop coffee just tastes better whereas if I'm making it at home I spoon in less coffee  or cream or sugar to try to stay healthy but when it is pre-made you do not have that option.
If I'm paying money for pre-made coffee it just has to taste good and or better than homemade so I will get the less healthy Coffee that has more coffee flavor that results in more caffeine and more cream and more sugar.

This week the experts are saying coffee is great for you, next week however coffee will be the worst thing could ever drink.

So don't drink and drive unless you're drinking coffee and using MapQuest driving directions and maps the best free driving directions and maps on the internet. Period.



Friday, August 26, 2016

Mapquest is not NapQuest
MapQuest is not RapQuest
MapQuest is not SapQuest
MapQuest is not Yap Quest

MapQuest is thriving
MapQuest is striving
MapQuest is Driving
The best Driving Directions
&
Maps
on the Web!


MapQuest is on the cutting edge of societal  evolution and offers a free mobile app for Android and iOS (Apple), which features  point of interest search, real-time traffic, and other stupendous features.

Did you know?

MapQuest andTomTom share some services for its mapping system.

Pictured below is a very very sweet ride Because it's the Coca Cola car.
A sweet sunset.
A very scary 20 foot tall lumberjack named, can you guess, are you sitting down, his name is Jack.






Sunday, July 31, 2016

A Female Swedish Cop who is in excellent physical shape aka hot, hottie, or buff, had to spring into action while wearing her skimpy bikini.

She was sunbathing when a guy approached her and other sunbathers selling newspapers. When he set the papers down he snatched her cell phone and ran like a crook never guessing that a bikini clad female who was also a cop, would then chase him hundreds of yards, tackle him and then subdue him.
The female cop then posted the incident along with photo on Instgram as a warning to others about being cautious of crime everywhere, which in this incident was highly unexpected.
Or maybe the female cop was also a little proud to show off her excellent physique.

Now the dilemma with having your cell phone snatched is that you wouldn't be able to access MapQuest for the best cell phone maps and driving directions, and or MapQuest Original Classic which is located at, and titled, www.MapQuestOriginal.blogspot.com

There was also a possible controversy on twitter in Sweden over the race of the crook, and that he should have been censored, as in the color of his hair and skin?
Bikini police make capture Political Correctness police make foolishness.
 

Friday, July 22, 2016

" A computer based autonomous robotic Droid, aka a self driving car."
That OMG doesn't use driving directions

When The Beatles wrote the song "Baby you can drive my car," they never ever probably thought for a second that the driver of that car would be a computer based autonomous robotic Droid, aka a self driving car, which is not to far away in time, not distance as in driving directions.

No one back then or even a couple of years ago thought that many peoples means of transportation would be an Uber driver.

Because a self driving car is operated by computers those computers need to know exactly where they are going, and because of this need, map based technology is going to have to go extreme high tech. With accuracy and speed.

Did you know that a typical dashboard GPS like a TomTom from 2014 has more than 200 times the speed of what NASA used in 1969 for the moon landing.

Maping and GPS will be very critical for Autonomous cars. But you say, "I'll never let a car drive me around". Well guess what? Thats the same thing people said when the horse-less carriage aka cars and automobiles came into existence. When is the last time you utilized a one horsepower buggy to go to WalMart. If so, we like your Abe Lincoln style beard, and that is a b*tchn laquer job you've got on your buggy, Amish dude.

The expert fortune tellers of the future gazing into their crystal balls predict that boycotting the use of self driving cars will be the equivalent of insisting on staying with riding a horse instead of driving a car.
Now just imagine what you will do with all of that extra time you will have during your autonomous commute. Not only from not having to drive but also from way less traffic accidents and congestion.
Self driving cars will eliminate many accidents and congestion because most people don't understand the laws of physics and inertia, and they can only blindly/ragingly see the bumper right in front of them.



Friday, July 1, 2016

Woo Hoo !  A Big Bang three day weekend.
No not the hit sitcon, but the original big bang,  The Fourth of July.

This Year's Fourth of July travel will probably set records with gas at a low price and dropping again woohoo.

All websites that have anything to do with travel or vacation classically see a huge  increase in activity during the summer and or during vacations, and holidays.

In areas with low rainfall they are again asking for the public not to have open fires or utilize fireworks due to the high risk of Fire.

With a high volume of people heading to remote areas is a great idea to use MapQuest, and it is greatly appreciated when you visit the highly popular website Mapquestoriginal.blogspot.com

As always drive safely have fun and if you use fireworks take precautions so that you can still count to 10 afterwards.




Thursday, February 18, 2016

MapQuest Classic Original brings you not only great driving directions but any & everything betwixt.
Today on national Wine drinking day on Twitter, we have a link to a website that suggests safer wines to drink.

http://www.beveragegrades.com/wine-category
Don't drink and drive. Call a Uber ride or taxi or friend or walk or crawl or take a horse as long as you know the horse, don't just take a strange horse bcuz horses know where they are going and will probably take you directly to an Amish farm, where they will put you to work milking the chickens and slopp'n the Cow's.
And we're not even going to tell a farmer's daughter joke, especially an Amish one.



What do you call an Amish guy with their arm all the way up a horses hiney?
A mechanic.

Tuesday, February 2, 2016

YOU Won't Believe Your EYES (O_O) When You Hear This! ~MapQuest Classic Original Driving Directions and MAPS ~
Goes the distance.
Is not lost in the cost.
Updates it's maps while you take naps.
Gives turn-by-turn even to Vern.
Doesn't cost a dime 2 be on time.
Keeps you alive while you drive.
Now that deserves a high five.

The MapQuest driving directions App made it to "Best Of Amazon" for the year 2015, congratulations to MapQuest.

With the continuing changes that MapQuest is making, we have no doubt that they will in the near future be back in the top 100 most popular websites.

Now enjoy an assortment of sweet cool odd  pictures.


This pic is from Muskegon, Michigan

If you are wondering, the pic directly above is 
Cleveland, Ohio