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MapQuest was founded in 1967 as Cartographic Services, in 1994, it was renamed GeoSystems Global Corporation and was eventually bought by America Online in 2000. The Company headquarters are located in Denver, Colorado.

In May of 2015, Verizon announced their goal to buy AOL for $50 per share for a total deal of approximately $4.4 billion. The buyout was completed in June of 2015.

As of October 2015 the website Alexa that ranks websites had MapQuest as 210th most popular/visited websites in USA.
MapQuest was ranked 953rd most popular/visited websites worldwide.
MapQuest has over 100,000+ websites linking into them.

Alexa says these are the most used keywords or search words
  1. Mapquest- 8.75%
  2. mapquest driving directions 3.73%
  3. directions 3.23%
  4. driving directions 2.43%
  5. maps 1.16%
Visit Alexa.com for the best in web statistics.

Another cool, great thing about MapQuest is that if you are using a device that shows your location such as your cell phone. You don't have to have your location turned on in order to get directions from point A to point B.
You can still get those written directions along with a detailed, highlighted map route and do so with your phones location turned off.
Just in case you don't want to be tracked, and you wish to keep your location private and secure from snoops who sell your privacy, and any, and everything, about you, to the highest bidder.

ALL NEW LIGHTNING FAST MAPQUEST

If,
Vin Diesel were flooring the 2000-HP Maximus Challenger muscle car, that is the turbo, nitrous, warp-speed, speed you get with the all-new MapQuest.
We bench tested or clocked various features on the New version of MapQuest and the improvements are Jimmy John's freaky fast.

We used an android smart phone on Verizon 4G Lte and the MapQuest mobile website loaded in approx 3.7 lighting fast seconds.
We got the exact same results on the desk top browser AND with cookies disabled. You're gasping for air because we have cookies disabled, shut off? That's not because we are masked extremist revolutionaries, it's because we don't know how to, nor want to turn cookies on.

For an instance of blazing speed, when you are seeking directions and you click on "where are you starting" or
"Where are you going"they both load/open in approx 1.4 seconds.

Another great New functionality feature is the Map resizing pinch screen. It is very smooth and accurate, it doesn't lag, and is not buggy. Unless of course you are Amish and are riding in a buggy.
Lots of functionality features reviews coming in our updates.

**MapQuest Driving Directions**
IS BACK JACK !  With an APP !
And That's No Carp.
Haha, and you thought we were going rhyme it and say Trout.

MapQuest has teamed up with Mapbox to deliver driving directions.

MapQuest also has a new logo.
The new logo is cutting edge black and white lowercase letters.
"mapquest"
We would show a picture of the new logo but we don't know if we are legally allowed to do so, without obtaining express written permission, and who has the time or wherewithal to accomplish that, not us.

Driving Directions are very a lucrative business.

MapQuest gets about 42 million unique visitors a month.
One factor is that most people using a cell phone for driving directions will have their location turned on which enables targeted location based ads, coupons, promotions, events, sales and marketing to be generated.

After we have tried the MaQuest Driving Directions App for a sufficient time we will
Give an unbiased in depth review.

~~ MAPQUEST CLASSIC ~~DRIVING DIRECTIONS~~
Classic is to Classic, as Classic is to MapQuest.
If we had made a joke about that or classic music than it would of course be a "classic joke". Speaking of classic jokes, here is an all time favorite:

A Horse walks up to a bar, the bartender says, "hay buddy why the long face"?

On another note, we like to stay topical, although we'd  much rather prefer to stay tropical. Like, say... Aruba.
The topical topics are the following
High paying internet topics:

Make Money Online
Web Development
Health Care
SEO=search engine optimization
Forex Trading
Web Hosting Reviews
Blogging
Yoga
Web Designing
Online Marketing
Driving Directions

We're not even sure we know what a Forex is, a wild guess is...? Something really boring.
Simple way to make money online? Print it, but be prepared to go directly to jail, do not pass "Go" do not collect $200.

Web development is something that only Spiderman should be concerned with.

Talking about Health care makes me feel sick.

If I were to SEO, I'd say " Seo in Reo".

Blogging = yada yada yada.
Yoga = yoga yoga or Yoda.

Driving Directions is to MapQuest.
As MapQuest is to driving directions.

Vacation Driving Directions R important. As important as strapping Grandma 2 the roof of the car. Like in the Vacation movie with Chevy Chase.
If you're going on Vacation and you are counting on your gps for driving directions, or your cellphone gps for reliable driving directions, then you may as well just drive into the Grand Canyon or over Niagara falls.
Your cell phone will loose signal, the battery will croak, and/or your charger will quit working. Then you will inevitably be lost in an unsafe location, with either wild animals or wild gang members

trying to kill, rob, rape, eat, shoot, bludgeon, or jack you. That's not a memorable dream vacation.
So you need to print driving directions and Maps using MapQuest before you go anywhere new.

Did you know MapQuest not only has the BEST Driving Directions & Maps, but also
walking directions.
These two below obviously didn't. They were looking for the stairway to heaven. Good thing it wasn't windy or they'd have been airborne.

DRIVING DIRECTIONS~MAPS
Does MapQuest have
WhAcKy
*DriViNg DiReCtiOnS*  ¿¿¿
(Driving Directions)
No they don't have gOOfy driving directions.
MapQuest is never napping or yapping,, when they're mapping.
Or diligently doling delightful detailed driving directions & MaPs.

If you were to tell someone to;
YaHoo it, BinG it, GooGLe it, DuckDuckGo it or MapQuest it,
 Yes MapQuest it.
They would know what you were talking about.
These are now common terms of the English language similar to the terms or words Kleenex, Band Aid, Frisbee, Q tips, Post it note, Scotch tape, Dixie cups, or Rollerblades.

So dont drive around like a robot who thinks it doesn't need driving directions, use good ole reliable MapQuest.

The way a lot of people drive, we wish we could transform into one of these.

<{{{ MAPQUEST ~ CLASSIC ~ ORIGINAL DRIVING ~ DIRECTIONS ~ MAPS }}}>

When you're using MapQuest be it classic or original or driving or directions or maps,
You will be using a type of transportation.

Even if you're walking that's a type of transportation, and MapQuest has walking directions, we've never used their walking directions but someday we will try it out and give a fully detailed report.

We have seen some odd modes of transportation, and we have some great driving directions pictures of these today, just like every day.
The first is an all time classic. Its truly an original.
Here is an Amish buggy parked at  a public park and the horse is tied up nearby to a pole. In the Amish buggy is a red 5 gallon jerry can of gasoline???

Maybe these Amish are competing with AAA and providing road side assistance to motorists, out of gas, towing, driving directions, flat tire, buggy rides.
The Amish rarely need driving directions, why you say?
Because their horses already know the way.

A vehicle that has been morphed together
Aka Frankensteined, from other vechicles are amusing like this hybrid semi truck/pickup truck.

MapQuest Driving Directions Maps Classic Original
We have never been steered or cow'd wrong by MapQuest, and we steak our reputation on it. Be it driving directions, and/or Maps, Classic or Original.

When you need driving directions or maps?
The question is when?
 Because when is very important.
When you need driving directions or maps we can guarantee you that reliable MapQuest Driving Directions and Maps will be up and running, operational, ready Freddy, lets go hit the highway, lets rock N Roll!

With summer vacations here now is the important time for using beloved MapQuest.
You don't want to waste a second of your well deserved priceless vacation time lost or looking for stuff.
So we advise to be wise n plan n plot your routes in advance.

Happy Fourth of July, & Labor Day and be careful with your fireworks.
Have a blast, but don't get banged up or blasted.

~~ DRIVING DIRECTIONS~MAPS~~
*DriViNg DiReCtiOnS* --->Everyone now has driving directions and maps.

YaHoo, BinG, GooGLe, and MapQuest, yes MapQuest.
Out of all the popular websites with free Driving Directions and Maps only one of them does this as their main bread and butter?
 Who?
Yahoo, nope.
Bing, nope.
Google, nope.
Amazon, nope.
Facebook, nope.
Twitter, nope.
~~~~~
 Uhm... Alex, I'll take Driving Directions and Maps for a thousand.
And the answer is:
"Who exclusively has the best absolutely free driving directions and maps since 1999 ?"
Alex, "What is MapQuest".

Now hum the Final Jeopardy theme song in your head, or sing it out loud, we bet you can't remember all of the lyrics or words to it.

~~MapQuest Driving Directions~~

For getting driving directions, and we mean "to get, or obtain driving directions" we don't mean, if you have a --->"Poor memory", as in 'forgetting' driving directions. Here is the simple easy process.


So for you or someone else to get the best driving directions (yo dat B MapQuest), You go online to your favorite web browser or search engine such as, Bing, Yahoo, Google, or DuckDuckGo and all you really have to do is start typing the word "MapQuest" and before you can finish typing the word 'MapQuest,' you will get results from auto complete word suggestions, which we are pretty sure will be the famous beloved "MapQuest".


So then all you have to do is click or  touch the word MapQuest. Which will enter the word in your search engine then hit enter (you don't have to actually hit, punch, or boom the enter key) and this will take you to the wild wonderful website of MapQuest that has been free since day numero uno.


No registration required.

No email required.

No virus ever acquired.

DRIVING me CRAZY, DRIVING me NUTS, DRIVING DIRECTIONS--->MapQuest Classic and or MapQuest Original.

Oh, we neglected driving me insane, driving me bonkers, driving me batty, driving me daffy, driving me cuckoo, driving me freakin, driving me local, driving me mad, driving me nutty, driving me royally, driving me single handedly, driving me totally, driving me to drink, driving me to the limit, driving me to the moon, driving me  Looney, driving me to the edge, driving me to the brink, driving me miss Daisy.

And of course were going to make up our own: driving me skittles, driving me red line, driving me dead, driving me to black hole implode, driving me sanitarium, driving me alpha, driving me to tweet, driving me to post, driving me to unfriend you, driving me to unfollow you, driving me to pay taxes, driving me to hit the chicken crossing the road.
Enough already.
You're driving me to home sweet home? Yep.

TOPLESS, TOP DOWN, OR TOP OFF ???
And in the Snow!!! We're not talking about a Hottie Female with great curves and seductive lines we're talking about a RagTop  classic convertible with great curves and seductive lines and in the Sn0w.

So who drives a classic convertible with the top down in the snow? Some one that's either real cool (literally) or real cuckoo in the brain.
We think in this case that the classic sweet ride was in the restoration process and was briefly parked outside for the paint to cure? Or to make room inside the shop.
Any which way, here is a picture of a classic auto with the topfoff or down and outside in the snow, quite a rarity.

**H0T H0T H0T** FreeZin- Frosty- Frigid C0LD Top down sweet ride.

 Buffoons, Swashbuckling, Nincompoop, all funny terms but not as funny as this incident.
We were driving to a remote non urban gathering out in farm country and we were just plain stoopid because we didn't utilize the number one MapQuest Driving Directions classic or Original.
So we stopped and asked these guys pictured below this simple question,"hay, we seem to be lost 'cud' you 'steer' us in the right direction".
The brown one responded, "well generally I would help you out, but right now I'm just not in the moooood, and that's no bull, but if you ask my sister over there you just might milk an answer out of her, but whatever you do don't mention her weight because she thinks she's starting to look like a cow".

These cow jokes make me sh'udder'.

$500,000,000 Million Bucks! That's a lotta doe to blow. You still wouldn't be a billionaire, you would be just a lowly millionaire.
We would be lighting electronic vapor cigars with lithium 9 volt gold plated batteries.
We would be swashbuckling happy to be a thousandaire or a hundredaire.

If you WON the $500 million dollar Powerball lottery you would no longer need to use MapQuest driving directions original or classic but your private Rolls Royce chauffeur would.

If you won the 500 million dollar Powerball you would be able to spend 1000 dollars an hour and it would last you 57 years.
Is that too much work? Do you still want to win?

Divine Spiritual Intervention~or~MapQuest Classic Original Driving Directions.
 Sometimes when you are lost on the planet all that it requires is MapQuest driving directions classic or original to get you back on the proper path.
There can also be times when you are lost in your path to life and it would require more than MapQuest driving directions it would require religion or spiritual intervention.
There are a vast multitude of religious and  holy places on the earth and MapQuest driving directions can get you there.
So in summarization we could say that you should utilize MapQuest Classic Original driving directions when you are seeking your path to seeking your path...in life.

The pictures, pictured below are from a holy place where if it were in its original namesake you might have seen The Hunchback lumbering about. These are pictures from the grotto at Notre Dame University in South Bend Indiana.

LOOKY ~ Muscle Cars in the SNOW, say it ain't SO!
This is something yall haven't seen in decades, classic cars and muscle cars in the snow.
Every one babies their babies and puts them away when the ravages of ole man winter comes a ravaging.
Most lucky owners of these vehicles won't take their babies out of the garage if they see a lawn sprinkler down the road.
So what is going on here?
It's possible that these drivers did not use MapQuest driving directions and they made quite a drastic wrong turn and ended up in Canada, or a northern state. That would be the state of confusion.

Another scenario is that they drive these  classic original beauties all year long, in the snow, ice, salt, cold, freezing cold, freezing ass cold, really freezing ass cold weather.
Are they lucky? Or nuts?

Don't you eat that yellow snow, cuz it's where the huskies go ~ Frank Zappa.

 Nothing is worse than driving in foul weather, especially if your in a foul mood or your mood is in a brood.
Driving in bad weather conditions is a taxing situation even for an IRS agent, or a secret agent, or an agent who can't keep a secret.
When driving in snow you better take it slow, cuz you'll need a lotta dough for that tow.

The vehicle pictured below drove 601 miles on the freeway, from Copper Harbor, Michigan located at the top of the upper peninsula on the mighty Lac' Superior. How did the 2 to 3 feet of snow stay on top and not blow off?
All we can say is, that's quite a whopper of a topper from the copper.