Buffoons, Swashbuckling, Nincompoop, all funny terms but not as funny as this incident.
We were driving to a remote non urban gathering out in farm country and we were just plain stoopid because we didn't utilize the number one MapQuest Driving Directions classic or Original.
So we stopped and asked these guys pictured below this simple question,"hay, we seem to be lost 'cud' you 'steer' us in the right direction".
The brown one responded, "well generally I would help you out, but right now I'm just not in the moooood, and that's no bull, but if you ask my sister over there you just might milk an answer out of her, but whatever you do don't mention her weight because she thinks she's starting to look like a cow".

These cow jokes make me sh'udder'.

$500,000,000 Million Bucks! That's a lotta doe to blow. You still wouldn't be a billionaire, you would be just a lowly millionaire.
We would be lighting electronic vapor cigars with lithium 9 volt gold plated batteries.
We would be swashbuckling happy to be a thousandaire or a hundredaire.

If you WON the $500 million dollar Powerball lottery you would no longer need to use MapQuest driving directions original or classic but your private Rolls Royce chauffeur would.

If you won the 500 million dollar Powerball you would be able to spend 1000 dollars an hour and it would last you 57 years.
Is that too much work? Do you still want to win?