Saturday, May 31, 2014

MapQuest Original

What did you do if you were lost and couldn't find your way back in the old old days?

You either asked for directions, or you got out the road atlas, maps, driving directions someone gave to you, and the compass.

It's a time honoured joke, or point of annoyance that men would never go into a gas station and ask for directions.

They would drive around for hours before admitting they didn't know where they were and or lost. Actually they would never admit they were lost they would just keep driving until by chance they found their way.

A lot of folks gave up going on vacation just because of the huge huge arguments that ensued due to one spouse driving and the other one navigating.

So we would like to say thank you, thank you, thank you, MapQuest.

If you were at this marina you would definitely know which way is north south east and west.

To say this compass at this beautiful marina is all encompassing

is an understatement.


Thursday, May 29, 2014

MapQuest Original

The sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick.

This is the world's best tongue twister according to the Guinness book of world records.

The best tongue twister is the hardest one to pronounce with out stammering, stopping, stalling, stapling, steaming, starbucking, stooging, or stockpiling.

Some tongue twisters require a towel if the person uttering it is facing you and it contains the letter "p".

These sheep are sick or they've been playing paint ball, or they're going to a football game and are wearing their rainbow wigs.

Wednesday, May 28, 2014

MapQuest Original

To "MapQuest" something, or "I MapQuested it", is similar to  saying, "I Bing'd it, I Yahoo'd it, or I Googled it."
MapQuest has become a part of our language and culture.
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Route Planner
Maps
Driving Directions
Gas Prices
Satellite Maps
WalKing Directions
Major League Baseball App
Bus Directions
Traffic Routing
Points of Interest
Are just some of MapQuest services.
One service MapQuest does not currently offer is finding or locating a great sunset.
Because finding a great sunset is currently impossible,  we at MapQuest original will be posting many many beautiful sunsets.

Tuesday, May 27, 2014

Bi-Law MapQuest Original

The bi-Law says stoop and scoop, and use a leash.

That sounds reasonable and fair, and should be implemented everywhere.

If you were to MapQuest a dog park the rules might however be different at each dog park.