~~ MAPQUEST CLASSIC ~~DRIVING DIRECTIONS~~
Classic is to Classic, as Classic is to MapQuest.
If we had made a joke about that or classic music than it would of course be a "classic joke". Speaking of classic jokes, here is an all time favorite:

A Horse walks up to a bar, the bartender says, "hay buddy why the long face"?

On another note, we like to stay topical, although we'd  much rather prefer to stay tropical. Like, say... Aruba.
The topical topics are the following
High paying internet topics:

Make Money Online
Web Development
Health Care
SEO=search engine optimization
Forex Trading
Web Hosting Reviews
Blogging
Yoga
Web Designing
Online Marketing
Driving Directions

We're not even sure we know what a Forex is, a wild guess is...? Something really boring.
Simple way to make money online? Print it, but be prepared to go directly to jail, do not pass "Go" do not collect $200.

Web development is something that only Spiderman should be concerned with.

Talking about Health care makes me feel sick.

If I were to SEO, I'd say " Seo in Reo".

Blogging = yada yada yada.
Yoga = yoga yoga or Yoda.

Driving Directions is to MapQuest.
As MapQuest is to driving directions.

Vacation Driving Directions R important. As important as strapping Grandma 2 the roof of the car. Like in the Vacation movie with Chevy Chase.
If you're going on Vacation and you are counting on your gps for driving directions, or your cellphone gps for reliable driving directions, then you may as well just drive into the Grand Canyon or over Niagara falls.
Your cell phone will loose signal, the battery will croak, and/or your charger will quit working. Then you will inevitably be lost in an unsafe location, with either wild animals or wild gang members

trying to kill, rob, rape, eat, shoot, bludgeon, or jack you. That's not a memorable dream vacation.
So you need to print driving directions and Maps using MapQuest before you go anywhere new.

Did you know MapQuest not only has the BEST Driving Directions & Maps, but also
walking directions.
These two below obviously didn't. They were looking for the stairway to heaven. Good thing it wasn't windy or they'd have been airborne.

DRIVING DIRECTIONS~MAPS
Does MapQuest have
WhAcKy
*DriViNg DiReCtiOnS*  ¿¿¿
(Driving Directions)
No they don't have gOOfy driving directions.
MapQuest is never napping or yapping,, when they're mapping.
Or diligently doling delightful detailed driving directions & MaPs.

If you were to tell someone to;
YaHoo it, BinG it, GooGLe it, DuckDuckGo it or MapQuest it,
 Yes MapQuest it.
They would know what you were talking about.
These are now common terms of the English language similar to the terms or words Kleenex, Band Aid, Frisbee, Q tips, Post it note, Scotch tape, Dixie cups, or Rollerblades.

So dont drive around like a robot who thinks it doesn't need driving directions, use good ole reliable MapQuest.

The way a lot of people drive, we wish we could transform into one of these.

<{{{ MAPQUEST ~ CLASSIC ~ ORIGINAL DRIVING ~ DIRECTIONS ~ MAPS }}}>

When you're using MapQuest be it classic or original or driving or directions or maps,
You will be using a type of transportation.

Even if you're walking that's a type of transportation, and MapQuest has walking directions, we've never used their walking directions but someday we will try it out and give a fully detailed report.

We have seen some odd modes of transportation, and we have some great driving directions pictures of these today, just like every day.
The first is an all time classic. Its truly an original.
Here is an Amish buggy parked at  a public park and the horse is tied up nearby to a pole. In the Amish buggy is a red 5 gallon jerry can of gasoline???

Maybe these Amish are competing with AAA and providing road side assistance to motorists, out of gas, towing, driving directions, flat tire, buggy rides.
The Amish rarely need driving directions, why you say?
Because their horses already know the way.

A vehicle that has been morphed together
Aka Frankensteined, from other vechicles are amusing like this hybrid semi truck/pickup truck.