**MapQuest Driving Directions**
IS BACK JACK !  With an APP !
And That's No Carp.
Haha, and you thought we were going rhyme it and say Trout.

MapQuest has teamed up with Mapbox to deliver driving directions.

MapQuest also has a new logo.
The new logo is cutting edge black and white lowercase letters.
"mapquest"
We would show a picture of the new logo but we don't know if we are legally allowed to do so, without obtaining express written permission, and who has the time or wherewithal to accomplish that, not us.

Driving Directions are very a lucrative business.

MapQuest gets about 42 million unique visitors a month.
One factor is that most people using a cell phone for driving directions will have their location turned on which enables targeted location based ads, coupons, promotions, events, sales and marketing to be generated.

After we have tried the MaQuest Driving Directions App for a sufficient time we will
Give an unbiased in depth review.

~~ MAPQUEST CLASSIC ~~DRIVING DIRECTIONS~~
Classic is to Classic, as Classic is to MapQuest.
If we had made a joke about that or classic music than it would of course be a "classic joke". Speaking of classic jokes, here is an all time favorite:

A Horse walks up to a bar, the bartender says, "hay buddy why the long face"?

On another note, we like to stay topical, although we'd  much rather prefer to stay tropical. Like, say... Aruba.
The topical topics are the following
High paying internet topics:

Make Money Online
Web Development
Health Care
SEO=search engine optimization
Forex Trading
Web Hosting Reviews
Blogging
Yoga
Web Designing
Online Marketing
Driving Directions

We're not even sure we know what a Forex is, a wild guess is...? Something really boring.
Simple way to make money online? Print it, but be prepared to go directly to jail, do not pass "Go" do not collect $200.

Web development is something that only Spiderman should be concerned with.

Talking about Health care makes me feel sick.

If I were to SEO, I'd say " Seo in Reo".

Blogging = yada yada yada.
Yoga = yoga yoga or Yoda.

Driving Directions is to MapQuest.
As MapQuest is to driving directions.

Vacation Driving Directions R important. As important as strapping Grandma 2 the roof of the car. Like in the Vacation movie with Chevy Chase.
If you're going on Vacation and you are counting on your gps for driving directions, or your cellphone gps for reliable driving directions, then you may as well just drive into the Grand Canyon or over Niagara falls.
Your cell phone will loose signal, the battery will croak, and/or your charger will quit working. Then you will inevitably be lost in an unsafe location, with either wild animals or wild gang members

trying to kill, rob, rape, eat, shoot, bludgeon, or jack you. That's not a memorable dream vacation.
So you need to print driving directions and Maps using MapQuest before you go anywhere new.

Did you know MapQuest not only has the BEST Driving Directions & Maps, but also
walking directions.
These two below obviously didn't. They were looking for the stairway to heaven. Good thing it wasn't windy or they'd have been airborne.

DRIVING DIRECTIONS~MAPS
Does MapQuest have
WhAcKy
*DriViNg DiReCtiOnS*  ¿¿¿
(Driving Directions)
No they don't have gOOfy driving directions.
MapQuest is never napping or yapping,, when they're mapping.
Or diligently doling delightful detailed driving directions & MaPs.

If you were to tell someone to;
YaHoo it, BinG it, GooGLe it, DuckDuckGo it or MapQuest it,
 Yes MapQuest it.
They would know what you were talking about.
These are now common terms of the English language similar to the terms or words Kleenex, Band Aid, Frisbee, Q tips, Post it note, Scotch tape, Dixie cups, or Rollerblades.

So dont drive around like a robot who thinks it doesn't need driving directions, use good ole reliable MapQuest.

The way a lot of people drive, we wish we could transform into one of these.