Friday, December 1, 2017

Babbling Baboon Breath Bubble Headed Booby

Why You Babbling Baboon Breath, Bubble Headed Booby
And Business Services and Bail Bonds?

No one has been more lost than the occupants of the fictitious Jupiter 1 spacecraft on the 1960's TV show "Lost in Space."


The SciFi outer space show originally aired back in the 1960s with many episodes being in black and white, it is now aired in reruns by METV.

Also there was the Lost In Space movie of 1998 a SciFi adventure film directed by Stephen Hopkins starring William Hurt, Matt LeBlanc, and Gary Oldman.
COLORFUL FLORESCENT FOOTBALLS

One of the favorite characters on the TV show was Dr. Smith who was a stowaway aboard the spacecraft called the Jupiter 1. Dr. Smith had a very eloquently elaborate vocabulary.

Many of his creative sayings were directed derogatorily at the Robot, one of everyone's favorite was calling the robot a
"Babbling Baboon"
Which we have took the liberty of embellishing into
BEAUTIFUL SERENE WATER SETTING

"Why You Babbling Baboon Breath, Bubble Headed Booby.

And Business Services and Bail Bonds."

We threw in the Business Services and Bail Bonds just because it creates a tongue twisting alliteration and is nonsensical and has no meaning other than being a website keyword experiment.

BRIGHT RED FOOT BRIDGE OVER WATER

So any way back to Lost In Space, if they had used Mapquest then maybe, just maybe they wouldn't have made that wrong turn at Pluto and they wouldn't have gotten lost.




Sunday, October 29, 2017

DONATE YOUR DONUTS?

DONATE YOUR DONUTS
That's A "WWW"= Wild, Weird and Wacky Headline

But, it is just a play on words which means nothing.
Who in their right mind would donate donuts?
Although there might be some dough in donating your donuts if you were a bakery that had excess baked goods at the end of the day that you couldn't sell.
If you donated the dough you could use it as a tax deduction to save you some dough.
Speaking of dough;
"Did the two deer have any dough?"
"Yeah two bucks."


BEAUTIFUL SUNRISE IN THE FOGGY WOODS

So what else do people donate?
EVERYTHING!
Even blood.
Even Organs and that's something to get all piped up about.(pipe organs haha)

If you go in a Sally Ann store which is a slang term or name for the Salvation Army or into a Good Will store you will see all of the bizarre stuff that people donate.

It's odd because people Donate a lot of money to the Salvation Army& God Will Store, OOPS! Freudian slip we meant to say Good Will, but people donate a lot of money and everything else under the sun gets donated and then these stores resell it, except for all of the money that's donated, they never sell any of the donated money that's donated, why?


DUCKS ON A POND IN FOG

People use money all of the time,  we even use "used" money,  most if the money we use is used, it's worn out, old, and actually a lot of times its kind of disgusting.
If people are donating used money to Salvation Army and the Salvation Army sells everything that's donated and used, then why aren't they selling the used money?



OLD 1958 CHEVY PICK UP TRUCK FIRE ENGINE RED









Tuesday, June 27, 2017

 Asbestos aka "As Best Toes" is no joke but did y'all here this joke;

We were out driving one day and we were using the best directions and maps which happen to be supplied for free by Mapquest when all of a sudden we saw a Buffalo and the Buffalo crossed the road.

Why did the Buffalo cross the road?
(Like the old joke "Why did the chicken cross the road"?)

Because there was a Buffalo Wild Wings on the other side of the road, so the Buffalo went in and had some Buffalo Wild Wings and said "Hey! these taste like me"
Waa waa waa.

Now getting back to the word we made up "As Best Toe's" aka Asbestos which is a word y'all know if you are a person who watches late night TV, because the Asbestos Mesothelioma Law firms are all over this chronic illness. Apperantly it doesn't matter if you have the best health insurance or doctor's on the planet, once you're diagnosed with Asbestos lung cancer called asbestosis also referred to as Mesothelioma (that's a catagory-4 tongue twister) you're pretty much left with only three options and that includes finding a lawyer, after you've went through the insurance claims and the health care system options.

The reason we bring up Asbestos and Mesothelioma is because we personally might have to deal with it some day because we used to work at a metal recycling plant that shredded autos that contain Asbestos, and they frequently broke the rules for clean air established by OSHA.

Enough about Doctors Lawyers and lawsuits lets dwell on something positive today like uhhh..

Winning the Lottery!!!

Many people who win the lottery don't know what to do after winning it, some will continue to work at their mundane jobs.
Here's some advice to those who win the lottery and are dumbfounded about it all and continue to work:
Give me the Darn $$ money, I know exactly what to do with it and my life style!!

We will never know who is going to be the lucky one who wins the Lottery but at least we always know one thing is for sure and that is that you can always rely on good ole'
Mapquest for the best free Maps and Driving Directions.

Now lets have 4 pictures that all revolve around Beauty

                                     Classic Pick Up Truck

                           Nice View From the End Of A Pier

                                          Beautiful Sunset

Sailboat Returning Safely To Harbor





Monday, January 30, 2017

Driving Donate Bison Breath

Mapquest is all about driving directions, maps and traffic right?
That's right bison breath
Well did you know there's a different kind of driving traffic?
Well there is bisonnette breath.
And
That is,
 Driving Web traffic to a Web site which you don't do in a car.
You drive Web traffic to your Web site by using key words that people type in the search thingy's ie Google yahoo bing ...

Some Web sites have AdSense ads like we do and they will sometimes use a whole different approach for Web traffic. They will use what is called high paying keywords, which means the AdSense ads on their Web sites when they are clicked on, the Web site owner receives a higher rate of AdSense revenue from when someone clicks on an ad.

After some researching here's some examples of what some people think are high paying keywords:

Mesothelioma Law Firm

Donate Cars in MA Boston

Insurance Cheap

Sell Annuity Payment

Donate Your Car for Kids (hopefully not for kids to drive)

Hard drive Data Recovery Service (don't get lost when you're driving your data, use Good old reliable Mapquest)

Cheap Domain Registration Hosting

Criminal Defense Attorneys Florida FLA

Best Criminal Lawyers in Arizona Phoenix

Donate a Car in Maryland

Motor Replacements

Asbestos Lawyers (if you're a night owl you hear &see these on late night tv daily at night)

Car Insurance Quotes Denver CO

Dayton Freight Lines

Donate Your Car Sacramento

How to Donate A Car in California
CA

Holland MI  College (this one makes no sense because Holland is not very big)

Donating a Car in Maryland

Donate Cars Illinois & Chicago

There's a ton more but you get the picture
the most used key word is DONATE

And now some cool odd pictures.
All featuring tall things.