BOO! Things that go bump in the deep dark wOOds, BOO!
One day while walking through the woods, and it just so happened that these particular woods were part of a national forest that we had located utilizing good ole' MaPQuest.
 While walking in the forest we had taken a break from a vigorous hill assent, and while sitting there in a densely laden bluff of pine trees, we thought we heard something.
We thought we had heard low talking voices, so we began to look around for someone but we saw no one else near us in the woods on that desolate, erie hilltop.
Then we sat there very quiet wondering if someone or something was out there lurking in the shadows just waiting for that right moment to pounce. It was then in the silence off the woods, totally silent except for a light breeze. It was on that light breeze that we heard the voices once again.
You may not believe this but the voices we heard on that mystical day were the voices of the trees, they were conversing with each other. What is even more astounding is what we over heard them say.
The bigest oldest most grandest tree of them all asked all of the other nearby trees this question, "If a telephone pole falls in the city, and none of us trees are around to hear it, does it make a sound." The tree went on saying, "And more importantly will they use one of us to take that fallen telephone poles place."
On that mystical day out in the woods we were shocked to learn that trees could talk and more so that they would mock us.
So we went back to that same location the next day, to see if they would mock us again, and we did not hear a peep out of them, so I picked up my chainsaw and we went home.