Sunday, December 8, 2013

MAPQUEST really driving directions.

This is MapQuest really driving home the Christmas spirit.

Strange odd picture.
We're guessing the cops will be be paying them a visit because of their Christmas lighting display, well actually pulling them over and asking for license, registration, and proof of insurance.

Its not a great picture, its at night and driving at 70mph.
This is a jeep, and someone turned the spare tire that hangs on the back of most jeeps into a huge lit up Christmas wreath.

It looks damn cool but probably highly illegal.




Saturday, December 7, 2013

This page, post or gallery is titled:
"The serenity of silhouettes".



I am perpetuaI.
I was once manned, now unmanned to save man.
My archetype architecture abates atmospheric anomalies.
I posses the fresnel lumens weary seafarers are calmed by.
I harbor no arbor.
Erected to stand tall, and erect, un-flaccid, demonstrably the metal phallic symbol overdosed on copious quantities of Viagra.
I'm the beaming beacon, the visible spectrum of light, the provider of safe harbor for retina's that have focused on my lumens.
I'm an f/n Lighthouse.

Friday, December 6, 2013

If you were to MapQuest :
Beautiful farm, owned by the same hard working, country loving patriotic family for over  five generations,  who would give a perfect stranger the shirt off their back, have never stolen a thing and with them as a neighbor there's no need to lock your doors, they possess a pleasant demeanor, their kids respect elders and the laws of the land, no children born out of wedlock, divorce is rare, regularly attend faith services, clothings goal is endurance and modesty, money is tucked away for rainy days, everything bought is made as close to home as possible if you drive by them they always wave.

 To find this location you would just enter in MapQuest a search for:
Typical American or Canadian farm.