I am perpetuaI.
I was once manned, now unmanned to save man.
My archetype architecture abates atmospheric anomalies.
I posses the fresnel lumens weary seafarers are calmed by.
I harbor no arbor.
Erected to stand tall, and erect, un-flaccid, demonstrably the metal phallic symbol overdosed on copious quantities of Viagra.
I'm the beaming beacon, the visible spectrum of light, the provider of safe harbor for retina's that have focused on my lumens.

I'm an f/n Lighthouse.