And he walks up to the bar, and the bartender says, "Hay buddy,, why the long face."
Tuesday, July 21, 2026
MapQuest a sign of the times
Some businesses know how to attract attention by utilizing a good sign
Good signs are ones that are memorable, or grab your eyes with flamboyant color and or lighting.
This sign is so big that it when it changes color its almost like the whole building is changing color.
It has good colors, it catches your eye and its attractive.
Good signs are ones that are memorable, or grab your eyes with flamboyant color and or lighting.
This sign is so big that it when it changes color its almost like the whole building is changing color.
It has good colors, it catches your eye and its attractive.
Except we no longer have the picture so is it worth posting the dialogue without the picture?
We say yes because then you have to use your vivid imagination.
I knew an old German guy in Canada who would never watch a hockey game he would only listen to them on the radio. He said it was way more entertaining that way, because you had to use your imagination.
I never tried it unless i was driving somewhere and didn't want to miss what happened.
I never realized it until now that his radio was out in the garage, away from his spouse...Hmmmm...
On a totally different subject we are going to talk about "swipe". Swipe on a touch screen is placing your finger on a words beginning letter then moving your finger rapidly over the top of the rest of the letters in the word that you are spelling in order to enter text onto a touch screen such as a phone or tablet.
When using Swype you only have to come close to touching all of the letters that are in the word you are entering or typing. As long as you come relatively close to most of the letters in the word will print.
When using Swype you only have to come close to touching all of the letters that are in the word you are entering or typing. As long as you come relatively close to most of the letters in the word will print.
However a lot of times its just comical the words that swipe will spell.
Give it a try and see what odd words it spells for you.
CORONA VIRUS PREVENTION
Because we’re a website dedicated to mostly entertainment, then we have to start out our Corona virus edition with some levity, even though this new malady is serious and nothing to laugh about, especially if it has affected anyone you know.
That being said. We’ve stumbled across a possible way to protect one from the Corona Virus.
We think if you consume copious quantities of Corona Beer that you won’t worry so much about getting the Corona Virus, and worrying is said to deplete the immune system. So if you’re intoxicated on Corona beer then you may not worry as much and your immune system might be stronger. So drink up.
As always drink responsibly, don’t drink and drive or text anyone or go on social media. From our experience of drinking and texting or posting, we’ve got so many text’s and posts we wished we’d never have sent. But once sent or posted you might get roasted.
Quarantine and isolation work well in stemming a virus from spreading when human to human contact is the means of which the virus is spreading.
This method of slowing transmission is difficult because human beings are global travelers.
That being said. We’ve stumbled across a possible way to protect one from the Corona Virus.
We think if you consume copious quantities of Corona Beer that you won’t worry so much about getting the Corona Virus, and worrying is said to deplete the immune system. So if you’re intoxicated on Corona beer then you may not worry as much and your immune system might be stronger. So drink up.
As always drink responsibly, don’t drink and drive or text anyone or go on social media. From our experience of drinking and texting or posting, we’ve got so many text’s and posts we wished we’d never have sent. But once sent or posted you might get roasted.
Quarantine and isolation work well in stemming a virus from spreading when human to human contact is the means of which the virus is spreading.
This method of slowing transmission is difficult because human beings are global travelers.
Dr Death aka Dr Jack Kevorkian is back in the news.
Although he died in 2011 at 83 years of age, his somewhat morbid legacy continues.
The van that he used in his assisted suicides and to transport the dead to ER's is for sale at the infamous Detroit pawn shop American Jewelry and Loan from the hit TV show Hardcore Pawn, featuring Wes and his family.
Wes thinks the van will sell for somewhere in the neighborhood of $40,000, we think after all the national notoriety that the selling price will be much higher.
Kevorkian was involved in approximately 130 assisted suicide.
http://pawndetroit.com/55481/media/kevorkian-van-makes-headlines/#.Vd44yHrD_qA
Although he died in 2011 at 83 years of age, his somewhat morbid legacy continues.
The van that he used in his assisted suicides and to transport the dead to ER's is for sale at the infamous Detroit pawn shop American Jewelry and Loan from the hit TV show Hardcore Pawn, featuring Wes and his family.
Wes thinks the van will sell for somewhere in the neighborhood of $40,000, we think after all the national notoriety that the selling price will be much higher.
Kevorkian was involved in approximately 130 assisted suicide.
http://pawndetroit.com/55481/media/kevorkian-van-makes-headlines/#.Vd44yHrD_qA
~VOTED 2016 BEST FREE APP MapQuest Driving Directions & Maps, APP DOWNLOAD ~ Cell Phone GIANT VeRiZoN Teams Up W/MapQuest & Has A New App That Puts MapQuest Back On The Map To MapQuest Rock Stardom. The App works just like GPS or is very similar to the Google Maps turn by turn driving directions. Only better.
You can get the MapQuest App at Google play store, Apple App store, or from The all New and improved MapQuest internet website and it's free! Woo hoo!
If you scroll down to the right you can click our link that will take you directly to MapQuest's website in a Jumping Jack Flash.
Mobile Cell phone GIANT Verizon purchased Aol May of 2015 for 4.4 billion dollars. AOL had bought MapQuest in 1999 for 1.1 billion dollars. So Verizon is now the parent company to MapQuest.
Which is probably why we're seeing all of these improvements being added to good ole reliable MapQuest Driving Directions and Maps.
FYI, if you were wondering who voted the MapQuest App one of the best for 2016 it was unabashedly us at MapQuestOriginal.blogspot.com.
You can get the MapQuest App at Google play store, Apple App store, or from The all New and improved MapQuest internet website and it's free! Woo hoo!
If you scroll down to the right you can click our link that will take you directly to MapQuest's website in a Jumping Jack Flash.
Mobile Cell phone GIANT Verizon purchased Aol May of 2015 for 4.4 billion dollars. AOL had bought MapQuest in 1999 for 1.1 billion dollars. So Verizon is now the parent company to MapQuest.
Which is probably why we're seeing all of these improvements being added to good ole reliable MapQuest Driving Directions and Maps.
FYI, if you were wondering who voted the MapQuest App one of the best for 2016 it was unabashedly us at MapQuestOriginal.blogspot.com.
LOTSA LOTSA LOTTERY
"IF IT WASN'T FOR BAD LUCK I'D HAVE NO LUCK AT ALL"
It brings in huge revenue. People like to win, so they gamble.
People don't like to loose yet they will loose and they will still gamble.
The lottery is probably the biggest source of betting that there is. It is everywhere.
On January 13th 2016 the largest jackpot in world history was won by three winners.
That amount was $1.586 Billion US dollars in the United States Powerball.
For some reason the term lottery is one of the coveted terms for generating revenue when a person has a blog that has pay per click ads on the blog or website.
The term lottery is also very favorable when it is followed or preceded by
Friday, May 22, 2026
MapsOriginal — JokesLoL, Memes & Internet Entertainment
Welcome to MapQuest Original — JokesLoL, Memes & Internet Entertainment
The internet used to be simple.
You’d accidentally discover a weird website at 2 AM, laugh at something completely ridiculous, send it to your friends, and somehow lose three hours of your life without regretting any of it.
That’s the spirit behind MapsOriginal.
This site isn’t trying to solve world peace, improve your credit score, or convince you to meditate on a mountain while drinking cucumber water. There are already enough websites doing that.
Instead, MapsOriginal is here for:
humor
memes
internet randomness
sports jokes
Chuck Norris “isms”
weird observations
relatable life nonsense
and whatever else makes people laugh during a stressful day.
Some posts will be short.
Some will be absurd.
Some may even make you question the direction humanity is heading.
That’s part of the experience.
The internet has become overly polished and strangely serious lately. MapsOriginal is an attempt to bring back some of the chaotic fun that made browsing the web entertaining in the first place.
Expect:
baseball humor
football jokes
tech jokes
meme experiments
internet culture
and occasional content that probably sounded funnier at 1:30 in the morning.
If you enjoy the content, stick around, bookmark the site, or share a post with someone who also spends too much time online.
And remember:
If a joke misses, just pretend it was satire.
Sunday, March 1, 2026
2026 MAPS ORIGINAL IS ALL NEW & IMPROVED GIVE US A TRY
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➣ MAPS ORIGINAL
IS ALL NEW
FOR 2026
>Everything has been Improved & Revamped<
We plan on being your
# 1 destination for ⮘
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⮚⮚ Food
⮚⮚ Directions
⮚⮚ Hotel Bookings
⮚⮚ Vehicle Rentals
⮚⮚ Vacation Packages
Fun & Excitement !!!
WooHoo
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RECTANGLE ABOVE ON THE RIGHT
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