Wednesday, August 26, 2026

Driving Donate Howling Dogs




Mapquest is the bomb, the numero Uno (not the card game UNO) but without a doubt the world’s champion of driving directions and Maps !!

MapQuest driving directions are very beneficial when you are going somewhere, which usually involves driving or walking, and when you drive or walk you use your Feet, but when you walk you use your feet which is where the term foot traffic comes from.
 When people are on their feet a lot they may complain about their “dogs”  as in, “my dogs are aching”. We personally prefer to say “my dogs are howling, they’ve been barking at me all day”

In the world of websites you want foot traffic which is called internet traffic, and that is when people find and/or visit your website.

One way to obtain internet traffic is to use certain popular topics or key words. Below is a list of some of the most popular topics or keywords.

1. Sell Annuity Payment
2. Mesothelioma Law Firm
3. Donate Cars in MA Boston
4. Insurance Cheap
5. Donate Your Car for Kid
6. Hard drive Data Recovery Service
7. Criminal Defense Attorneys Florida FLA
8. Best Criminal Lawyers in Arizona Phoenix
9. Motor Replacements
10. Asbestos Lawyers (if you're a night owl you hear &see these on late night tv daily at night)
11. Car Insurance Quotes Denver CO
12. Dayton Freight Lines
13. How to Donate A Car in California
14. Donating a Car in Maryland
15. Donate Cars Illinois & Chicago
16. Donate Your Car Sacramento

Many of these key words are fueled by lawyers who spend huge amounts of dough on advertising.

Since we’re kind of on the subject of dogs, here are some cute dog pictures to bark about.





Cute Dog wrapped in sheet with a female and big boobs and cleavage
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Tuesday, August 25, 2026

Before MapQuest: How We Got Hopelessly Lost on the Dirt Roads

Look at this old timeless classic. It kind of resembles the modern day UPS truck except the UPS trucks are enclosed. Back then when this vechicle was in use there were less streets, roads and highways but you could still easily get lost.

Vintage yellow open-cab delivery truck on a dirt road track
"A fully optimized mobile device, circa 1930."



Driving directions back then came from exactly two places: a paper map that refused to fold back up, or a "yap" (someone's mouth). If you were behind the wheel, your strategy for finding your way usually involved three desperate stages:

  1. The Corner Loiterer: You'd pull over and ask a random pedestrian standing on the street corner—assuming they looked at least 51% trustworthy and possessed a basic understanding of north vs. south.

  2. The Gas Station Gamble: If that failed, you'd pull into a filling station. The teenager working the pump was asked for directions forty times a day, so you just prayed they weren't guessing to get you out of their hair.

  3. The Last Resort Farmhouse: If you hit the rural backroads, you had to pull the ultimate move of shame. You’d sheepishly walk past actual sheep, dodge a few farm dogs, knock on a stranger's front door, and swallow your pride to admit you were lost.

The best part about knocking on those doors? It instantly makes you think of all those classic farmer’s daughter jokes.

Of which, we are going to tell absolutely none. Keep it classy.