Those dam beavers a beaver dam they made.
You could call a beaver dam,
A dam, dam, dam it.

And the classic beaver joke comes from the "Leave It to Beaver" tv show, when June Cleaver says to Ward Cleaver,
"stop being so hard on the Beaver".

MapQuest driving directions will sometimes tell you too bear left, or to bear right.
What MapQuest driving directions ought to tell you is don't stop to feed them.

Ok here's a MapQuest Classic driving directions multiple choice question, what is this picture a picture of?
A. What  a cockroach will look like after robots have taken over the planet.


B. A tractor that was bitten by a radioactive Preying  Mantis.

C.  The way "Duck Dynasty" Robertson's deal with traffic,
don't go around it go over it.
D. Just a Deere.

Perspective

is your glass half full or half empty?

Is the stop sign vertically challenged or horizontally challenged?