MapQuest

If you're going hunting for some hunting gear this is a place to start hunting for your hunting gear.
Oh, and you can easily MapQuest your way
To Cabelas so you can go hunting for your hunting gear.

MapQuest

So this horse walks into a bar because he was lost, because he didn't use MapQuest.

  And the bartender says, "hay buddy, why the long face."

MapQuest

MapQuest
multiplied by three.

We're sure on the opposite side of these three signs that they all say the exact same thing.
All three signs say, "Hey dummy you're lost, you should have used MapQuest, or MapQuest classic, or MapQuest driving directions."

MapQuest Claus

While Rudolph has a very shiny nose, to guide Santa's sleigh, Santa also uses MapQuest Driving Directions  to get to all of the good little girls and boys houses.