MapQuest Original

The sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick.

This is the world's best tongue twister according to the Guinness book of world records.

The best tongue twister is the hardest one to pronounce with out stammering, stopping, stalling, stapling, steaming, starbucking, stooging, or stockpiling.

Some tongue twisters require a towel if the person uttering it is facing you and it contains the letter "p".

These sheep are sick or they've been playing paint ball, or they're going to a football game and are wearing their rainbow wigs.

MapQuest Original

To "MapQuest" something, or "I MapQuested it", is similar to  saying, "I Bing'd it, I Yahoo'd it, or I Googled it."
MapQuest has become a part of our language and culture.
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Route Planner
Maps
Driving Directions
Gas Prices
Satellite Maps
WalKing Directions
Major League Baseball App
Bus Directions
Traffic Routing
Points of Interest
Are just some of MapQuest services.
One service MapQuest does not currently offer is finding or locating a great sunset.
Because finding a great sunset is currently impossible,  we at MapQuest original will be posting many many beautiful sunsets.

Bi-Law MapQuest Original

The bi-Law says stoop and scoop, and use a leash.

That sounds reasonable and fair, and should be implemented everywhere.

If you were to MapQuest a dog park the rules might however be different at each dog park.

MapQuest Original

MapQuest Original RoCkS BiG.

Why?

Because it's the best.

By the way we can prove without a shadow of a doubt that we are correct.

We have substantial evidence, that if necessary would be admissible in any court of law. It's not just hearsay, or rumors contrived, or overhead on the grape vine.

So to say the proof is in the pudding is 100 gazillion percent spot on without a shadow correct.

These guitars are huge and MapQuest RoCkS huge.