If you were to MapQuest Driving Directions let's say to the north pole, (except you might want to change it to sledding directions) and upon arrival at the north pole you were greeted by a light sabre wielding Vader-Claus, and Chewie with a red nose was pulling the Millennium Falcon, and princess Leia was wearing real cinnabons on her head, would you then lay off the spiked egg nog?

"Luke, I'm your Father, and Santa Claus".