BoXing Day BoXing
Many people say HaPpY BoXinG DaY!
Why?
Why not MeRrY BoXinG DaY
or BahHumBug BoXinG DaY!

On the 1st day of BoXinG DaY my true love gave to me a ...

On Festivus for the rest of us an unadorned aluminum pole is utilized, saying the pole is erected could be misconstrued as something lewd.

For BoXinG DaY should plain brown corragated Boxes be erected or utilized as a symbolic cymbal?

BoXinG DaY make some hay by turning out someone's lights aka punching them.

We do not understand BoXinG DaY eh?
 There it is, the Canadian connotation, we used Canadian lingo "eh" aye" aaaah" the last one aaah"  might be Fonzie's usage.

Boxing is  also pugilistic which can occur in the long lines at the return counters.