GOOGLE STREET VIEW VEHICLE

With A PointGrey LadyBug 2 Camera 

[Engine rumbling, gravel crunching]

PointGrey LadyBug 2: "Could you ease up on the gas? Every time you hit a pothole, my six lenses catch a bird's-eye view of my own existential dread."

Street View Vehicle: "Hey, don't blame me! Blame the terrain. Besides, you’re the one mounted six feet up on a mast—you’re supposed to have the best view."

LadyBug 2: "I do have a 360-degree view, which means I currently have full 800x600 resolution visual confirmation that we are completely in the middle of nowhere."

Street View Vehicle: "Hey, nowhere needs to be mapped too! People rely on us. What if someone needs to virtually stroll down this exact dirt road five years from now?"

LadyBug 2: "Then they'll see a blurry squirrel in crystal-clear panoramic detail because you didn't slow down for that turn!"

Street View Vehicle: "Alright, alright, holding steady at 15 miles per hour. Just keep stitching those frames together, partner—we've got three more miles before we hit asphalt."