MapQuest is truly a beacon of light when you need driving directions, or a map.
Yoy could say that MapQuest lights up your house.
Or provides safe harbor when there's a storm brewing.
Ok the fog is getting kinda thick here, you could cut it with a knife, now, cut it now.

We are unabashedly the self proclaimed official fansite of MapQuest. So we like to rave them up. Here goes.

MapQuest Driving Directions Rox ! :-)
MapQuest classic RocKzz :-) :-)!!
MapQuest original Rrrroccc!! :-)! :-)
MapQuest Mobile App RnR's :-)! :-)

If you were to MapQuest Driving Directions let's say to the north pole, (except you might want to change it to sledding directions) and upon arrival at the north pole you were greeted by a light sabre wielding Vader-Claus, and Chewie with a red nose was pulling the Millennium Falcon, and princess Leia was wearing real cinnabons on her head, would you then lay off the spiked egg nog?

"Luke, I'm your Father, and Santa Claus".

If this guy had a big unruly beard and was on Duck Dynasty he would be called a
Si-clops.