MAPQUEST Driving Directions

We were looking for the tunnel to get under the river which of course MapQuest found, but on our way to the river tunnel,

low and behold, look what we found, this sweet tunnel.
Which takes you to an enchanted park full of Yule time cheer.

hey MapQuest! WaTT's Up DoC ?

WaTTs up is,  the price of the modern techie green led light bulb!
Before spiral and Led bulbs there were incandescent, florescent, and mercury vapor.
And if someone told you way back then that a single bulb with the approximate equivalent of  70 watts would cost more than a DvD player, you would have thought that they were not the brightest bulb in the box, a little dim or dimwitted.

If you own a parrot and one of these bulbs and you're in your thirties, there is a good chance that the parrot will be basking in this bulbs light while you are laying horizontal 72 inches under your tomb stone. They may both out live you, so don't forget to will your parrot and light bulbs to someone special.

As always let MapQuest light or show you the way.

When the sun is getting acclimated to giving way to the moon and stars it is a brief performance as to sanction its viewers to immortality  render an image of its perpetual curtain call.

Are we there yet?
No.
Are we there yet?
No.
Are we there yet?
No.
If  you hadn't taken that one hour long road closed detour that took us through 4 creeks Indian reservation we might have been there by now.
How do you avoid costly delays like this?
You use MapQuest driving directions which has automatic traffic re-routing.