I am perpetuaI.
I was once manned, now unmanned to save man.
My archetype architecture abates atmospheric anomalies.
I posses the fresnel lumens weary seafarers are calmed by.
I harbor no arbor.
Erected to stand tall, and erect, un-flaccid, demonstrably the metal phallic symbol overdosed on copious quantities of Viagra.
I'm the beaming beacon, the visible spectrum of light, the provider of safe harbor for retina's that have focused on my lumens.

I'm an f/n Lighthouse.

If you were to MapQuest :
Beautiful farm, owned by the same hard working, country loving patriotic family for over  five generations,  who would give a perfect stranger the shirt off their back, have never stolen a thing and with them as a neighbor there's no need to lock your doors, they possess a pleasant demeanor, their kids respect elders and the laws of the land, no children born out of wedlock, divorce is rare, regularly attend faith services, clothings goal is endurance and modesty, money is tucked away for rainy days, everything bought is made as close to home as possible if you drive by them they always wave.

 To find this location you would just enter in MapQuest a search for:
Typical American or Canadian farm.

THE MapQuest Light was Green

We saw the light, and it was good, it was green.
We used our MapQuest gas App from our cell phone and found this great great price for gasoline.
So we Pumped regular gas filling up our vehicles perpetually empty tank to the point of overflowing, then because of the exceptionally low price we filled up our pockets and boots (do not try this at home or the gas station as we are unprofessional bloggers  who are at liberty to embellish everything, everything except our savings/checking account balance).

MAPQUEST

MapQuest delivers gas pump prices.
And MapQuest has  gas/fuel price apps for your cell phone.

Here's some speculation,
With all of the online locate cheap gas price web sites promoting competition, could MapQuest and the others actually affect the overall price of fuel at the pump?

While $2.99 a gallon is not cheap  or a good price, compared to a couple of years ago, it can still make one feel as good as releasing gas when paying for gas.