$500,000,000 Million Bucks! That's a lotta doe to blow. You still wouldn't be a billionaire, you would be just a lowly millionaire.
We would be lighting electronic vapor cigars with lithium 9 volt gold plated batteries.
We would be swashbuckling happy to be a thousandaire or a hundredaire.

If you WON the $500 million dollar Powerball lottery you would no longer need to use MapQuest driving directions original or classic but your private Rolls Royce chauffeur would.

If you won the 500 million dollar Powerball you would be able to spend 1000 dollars an hour and it would last you 57 years.
Is that too much work? Do you still want to win?

Divine Spiritual Intervention~or~MapQuest Classic Original Driving Directions.
 Sometimes when you are lost on the planet all that it requires is MapQuest driving directions classic or original to get you back on the proper path.
There can also be times when you are lost in your path to life and it would require more than MapQuest driving directions it would require religion or spiritual intervention.
There are a vast multitude of religious and  holy places on the earth and MapQuest driving directions can get you there.
So in summarization we could say that you should utilize MapQuest Classic Original driving directions when you are seeking your path to seeking your path...in life.

The pictures, pictured below are from a holy place where if it were in its original namesake you might have seen The Hunchback lumbering about. These are pictures from the grotto at Notre Dame University in South Bend Indiana.

LOOKY ~ Muscle Cars in the SNOW, say it ain't SO!
This is something yall haven't seen in decades, classic cars and muscle cars in the snow.
Every one babies their babies and puts them away when the ravages of ole man winter comes a ravaging.
Most lucky owners of these vehicles won't take their babies out of the garage if they see a lawn sprinkler down the road.
So what is going on here?
It's possible that these drivers did not use MapQuest driving directions and they made quite a drastic wrong turn and ended up in Canada, or a northern state. That would be the state of confusion.

Another scenario is that they drive these  classic original beauties all year long, in the snow, ice, salt, cold, freezing cold, freezing ass cold, really freezing ass cold weather.
Are they lucky? Or nuts?

Don't you eat that yellow snow, cuz it's where the huskies go ~ Frank Zappa.

 Nothing is worse than driving in foul weather, especially if your in a foul mood or your mood is in a brood.
Driving in bad weather conditions is a taxing situation even for an IRS agent, or a secret agent, or an agent who can't keep a secret.
When driving in snow you better take it slow, cuz you'll need a lotta dough for that tow.

The vehicle pictured below drove 601 miles on the freeway, from Copper Harbor, Michigan located at the top of the upper peninsula on the mighty Lac' Superior. How did the 2 to 3 feet of snow stay on top and not blow off?
All we can say is, that's quite a whopper of a topper from the copper.